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Oct. 17th, 2009 02:27 pm[Error: unknown template qotd]
I don't really recall having pick-up lines used on me, which is good because mainly they're cheesy. :P
There are a couple that I like though!
I wish I were your deriviative so I could lie tangent to your curves!
I wish I were a DNA helicase so I could unzip your jeans (not quite as funny, but still dorky enough).
Bad pickup lines always make me think of Scottie's best friend Joel, who used a couple of lines:
"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?" I'm not entirely certain if he has actually used the line though. But apparently it's supposed to convey confidence, and he'd probably not say it seriously. Still, my first reaction to that was if someone tried that on me, they'd get punched. :P
Another of his lines, and this one was actually used (on someone that he already knew), and I think is kind of cute. "Can I count your freckles? All your freckles?" The girl he asked was a redhead who happened to be full of freckles. Personally, I think it's cute, and have asked Scottie that on more than one occasion. lol But I think familiarity is important with that to not be creepy. :P
I don't really recall having pick-up lines used on me, which is good because mainly they're cheesy. :P
There are a couple that I like though!
I wish I were your deriviative so I could lie tangent to your curves!
I wish I were a DNA helicase so I could unzip your jeans (not quite as funny, but still dorky enough).
Bad pickup lines always make me think of Scottie's best friend Joel, who used a couple of lines:
"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?" I'm not entirely certain if he has actually used the line though. But apparently it's supposed to convey confidence, and he'd probably not say it seriously. Still, my first reaction to that was if someone tried that on me, they'd get punched. :P
Another of his lines, and this one was actually used (on someone that he already knew), and I think is kind of cute. "Can I count your freckles? All your freckles?" The girl he asked was a redhead who happened to be full of freckles. Personally, I think it's cute, and have asked Scottie that on more than one occasion. lol But I think familiarity is important with that to not be creepy. :P
