Bird question

Ok, I have 2 new canaries, a male and a female. Both of them had bands around their feet which bothers them. The male had 2 plastic ones, and I cut them off his feet. Now I tried to do the same with the female... but her band seems to be made of metal and doesn't have a split or obvious way to get it off. But it bothers her, she's picking at it all the time. And her foot seems to be irritated by it, like it's kind of red. Now I want to get it off of her, but I'm trying to think of a good way to do it. The scissors won't cut it, and since the band is so small I don't think I can fit anything else between the leg and band...

Oooooh why do people have to put bands on birds legs? It bothers the bird and is a pain in the ass to get off. -_-

I can't deal with this

My brother is being SO FUCKING STUPID right now. He was stupid in the dentist, he's fucking 13 years old and he wouldn't let the dentist numb his mouth so he could get a cavity filled. I had fillings done when I was like 4 or 5. Mom said before him there was a 3 year old getting work on his teeth... Whatever, it doesn't really matter on the age, it's the fact that really little kids are doing what he won't let the dentist do. He wouldn't even let the dentist put the numbing stuff on his gums before the needle! Yes, I know the needle isn't fun, but it's not that fucking bad!!!

Anyway, he was SCREAMING and the dentist gave up and was like 'my time is too valuable, there are better things for me to be doing than this, and you are much too big to be doing this.' and he left. He had finally let the numbing stuff get put on, and then he was with my mom and he was like 'this is making my gums numb...' (of course it's making your gum numb you dumbass, then a little prick with the needle, you just have to remember that soon it will be over...) and then mom was like, will you try? He sort of said yes, so she brought him to the dentist, and he was like will you let me this time? My brother just stood there with his mouth clenched shut, so the dentist was like 'I don't think you're going to let me, are you?' Nothing from my brother. So, dentist doesn't do it. Why bother?

So mom is very embarassed and says she'll never go back to that dentist anymore. She is embarassed that she raised such a wimp of a son when this is such a strong family. Seriously though, he is a wimp. I try to toughen him up, but he is so full of self pity, laziness, and he expects everything to come to him on a silver platter and he doesn't believe he has to work for anything that it seems like a waste of time.
Scottie is pissed because mom said if he behaved for the year she'd buy him a bike this summer. She was so pissed about the dentist he's not getting his bike anymore.

And right now he WON'T FUCKING SHUT UP about his fucking suicidal plan. He's going to do this and he's going to do that and NOBODY can stop him and OMG he's going to hurt himself with that knife (give me that knife you fucking moron, before I end up getting cut trying to take it away from you, and give me THAT KNIFE TOO GAH), trying to give himself slivers, saying he's going to pay the school bully to beat him up, am I going to die if I eat this clump of dog hair (no you'll get constipated dumbass), will I die if I drink all that soap (no you'll get a stomachache), will I die if I drink radiator fluid (*stabs*), I'M GOING TO BUG THE DOG SO MUCH HE'LL BITE ME!!! (LEAVE MY DOG OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKING MORON!), so on and so forth.
His suicidal plan for tomorrow is to sneak out of the school, steal the driver's ed car and drive it off a cliff. Um yeah. Do you know the car will be locked and have no keys? He thinks he's a pro driver because when he was like 4 mom put him on her lap and 'let' him steer. Even though he wasn't really steering... she let him think he was though. And he didn't have to worry about pedals. And they were going like 5 mph down the road by our house.

I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS FUCKING BRAINDEAD MORON! He thinks that NOBODY in the world had a life as BAD as his. As soon as one little thing goes wrong the whole world is against him and it's not worth staying alive. He's always going on about how he's going to kill himself as soon as the tiniest thing doesn't go his way. (ooooh, you rebel you. Or something.) Meaning for example if he doesn't get to rent a game that he wants that day OMG SUICIDE!!!1!1111!

Mom is upstairs sleeping because she can't deal with him. But oh, Tanya, watch Scottie so he doesn't do something stupid to himself, you know how he gets.

...Do you think of I stay around these 2 siblings of mine my tubes will tie themselves?