Seriously?

So our neighbour has a dog. It's a very cute little dog, looks like a Jack Russell Terrier. I will refer to him as Wishbone, since I don't know his name. My neighbour's boyfriend(?) has a pit bull puppy. Very cute as well. The neighbour's dog is able to reach our porch and regularly jumps up on it and looks in our window. We live in an apartment building, so we're pretty close together. Wishbone hasn't ever done his business on our porch though, and he's cute so I don't mind.

I look out the window and I see pit bull puppy squatting on our porch, getting ready to poop. Crap! I think, and crack open the sliding glass door to shoo the dog away. In hindsight, not a good plan. Puppy has done half his business already but stops out of confusion. Wishbone runs up on the porch to see what's going on and decides that he wants to visit and runs into the apartment.
Me: Wat? No, no, out!
Wishbone: WHEEE I'VE NEVER BEEN IN HERE BEFORE! 8D
Pit bull puppy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITHOUT ME? D: *also runs in*
Me: Wat? Nonono, out! *starts shoving one dog out to only have the other run back in*
This goes on for short while, and finally I have shoved them out. I close the door and the puppies scrabble at the window.
I then feel tickling and notice there is a large spider hanging by thread off of my arm. Already flustered, I freak out and bat the spider off of my arm.
Of course, I couldn't find it after I'd done that. -_-

Now I have puppy poop on my porch and a spider hiding somewhere under my couch. Just, ugh.

Also, I can't help but think the spider is still on me so I keep feeling phantom spiders. e_e