From Twitter 04-14-2010

• 00:16:13: I really wish these jobs would stop wanting me to carry firearms. I'm probably more likely to shoot myself in the foot, srsly.
  
• 00:17:20: And if I did actually manage to -hit- a bear, I doubt that I would hit it somewhere that would kill it instead of piss it off.
  
• 00:27:22: I so should have brought headphones. I have a song in my head that I really want to listen to! At least my mocha is tasty. :3
  
• 00:42:45: There's a dude here that just yawned and showed some rather large fangs. I'm assuming they're fake. I want fangs, haha. :[
  
• 00:52:42: That dude totally has had dental surgery to get those fangs or is wearing fake fangs. He's currently cooing at a baby. It's hilarious. xD
  
• 01:17:59: Wow, that was the easiest job application I've done in a while. DOES THIS SITE HAVE MOAR JOBS PLZ?
  
• 01:20:20: Sigh. Scratch that last bit of excitement. This site sucks too.
  
• 06:40:21: I just saw a commercial talking about having silver dust in the wood of the interior. To make it sparkle I guess? Sounds like a bad joke.
  
• 21:15:54: Avatar goes on sale on the 22nd. DO WANT. xD
  
• 22:26:09: Lady Gaga apparently might be writing and performing the theme song for the new Bond flick. I think that sounds appropriate actually.
  

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